If Life Is a Gift . . . WHERE’S MY RECEIPT!!!

So sayeth the immortal Walt Kelly and today it’s never seemed more true!

Republicans are narrow-minded thugs! Democrats are weak-kneed panderers!

And they’re both for sale apparently!

Two wars fighting ghosts and madmen in broken mountain landscapes, rampant conservative fear mongering and vapid personalities judged more for appearance than substance, leave the hollow masses cowering in the darkness of their own paranoia.

“Death Panels!? . . . Really!!?? We really are such a gullible country.

And just today it’s been made into law that corporations have the right to contribute as much as they want to whatever campaign they choose. All under the protection of free speech. . . but you can’t say Shit or fuck on TV. Personally I find unlimited biased campaign contributions far more offensive. Could it be that in a supposed left-leaning government we’ve signed away Democracy itself, or has Democracy reached it’s purest form and Capitalism will decide who leads us. The very corporate giants whose greed nearly brought the world to it’s bloody knees just got the key to the back door of our government. God help us all.

“It is a major victory for big oil, Wall Street banks, health insurance companies and the other powerful interests that marshal their power every day in Washington to drown out the voices of everyday Americans,” Obama said.

Well I don’t know about all of that, all I know is that I’m on the lookout for my obligatory post-appocalyptic rusty shopping cart for when I have to roam the Earth.

So let’s all make sure we crawl up inside our fears of dark-skinned desert boogeymen . . . but know this, the true fear won’t come from some desert hiding a few rogue sharks, it’ll be right under our noses. and the commercials will tell us all to sleep the whole time.

Where are you when we need you Pogo?

Well at least they’ll probably legalize reefer to make it easier for the lefties to swallow the freight train of corruption coming our way. And sleep we will. I truly hope Obama has a game plan, but I’m beginning to doubt. Then again if the Jets can make it this far in the playoffs, ANYTHING can happen. If they win the Superbowl I’m really getting my rusty shopping cart because the Seventh seal was just broken.

J. . .E. . .T. . .S       JETS!, JETS!!, JETS!!!


Posted on January 21, 2010 at 3:20 pm in Toxic Chop Suey, Toxic News. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

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